Boy Meets Girl

"Today is the day girlfriend.... The sun phallus has finally
risen in the horny house of Virgo and your virgin bunghole will
be fucked beautifully by the one whose sign is "The Water Pourer".

The spring of the Spot of "G" will pour out
of your cum hungry twat if you find him.

Make sure you eat the Soup du Jour."

OOOKKAAYYYY .... Thought Rosabella.

This is a fucking well respected national newspaper!

Anyway...

Hmmm... It's Saturday and my dream man is out there. I've read
Dr. Orgasm's words on squirting and if my horoscope is correct,
the man to do me right should be just around the corner! Let me,
shave, shower, and masturbate to prepare for my adventure today!

SHIT! DAMN!! FUCK!!!

Were Lukas' words! My fucking soup is burnt! What the fuck?!
Oh well, when in doubt, just add more butter and cream! It's almost
quitting time anyway...

This was Lukas' first day as Chef in the new restaurant just down
the block from Rosabella: "Le Fuck You". This restaurant not
only puts out an interesting array of not only French, but international
cuisine, it also puts off a lot of people!

It has been a very long day and almost closing time, when in walks a
tall, very fit dark skinned ebony goddess with tits that will make a
zeppelin envious. She had a yellow, very short sun dress on, with
slippers that revealed a toe ring. The only waiter Lukas had that night
rushed in and said a blonde bombshell is demanding the "Soup du Jour".

Lukas yells at the exhausted waiter...

"Oh for the fuck of it all! We're almost closed, the last customers
are about to go. Hey, why don't you convince "Miss Thang" of a house
special - and add a free half bottle of wine to sweeten the deal. I just
torched my soup and I have nothing prepared in my fridge!"

About five minutes later, the waiter - now in his street clothes - said
he just got a booty call and with a hard dick, jumped into his girlfriend's
car and sped off!

That move left you with two clients alone in the restaurant. Its 9PM and
to help you manage the last clients, you hung the "Sorry, We're Closed"
sign on the door. You poured the last coffee into the cup of the gentleman,
who winked at you and walked out quickly!

You are now alone with "Miss Thang" - Apologizing for the delay, you
explained that you were close to closing, would she accept a glass of
wine - on the house, further, if she would mind waiting a little bit longer.

She accepted the glass of wine and reiterated - I would like a bowl
of your soup, a side of bread, and more wine ... your name, please?

"I am Chef Koenig - Lukas Koenig. I must again apologize - this is
my first day on the job! My boss, the man who just left - left me in
charge of his restaurant. Here's another glass of wine."

(You thought: Man this babe is cute!)

Feeling a little bump in the "lower regions",
boldly said: I will prepare your order ... Ms....?

You may call me "Rosabella".

Back in the kitchen...

More cream ... More Butter ... Shit! That honey would make bees
cry - Damn! I almost pitched a tent in front of her! Her tits! Her
nipples were poking through that skimpy number of hers! They were
the size of hershey's kisses. I would like to have those puppies
melt in my mouth.

Oh yeah ... Oh shit! Her soup!

You rush out with her soup / bread / butter and more wine! As you served
her, you noticed her skirt was hiked up to her hips to give you a DIRECT
LOOK are her ... *ahem* .... (see for yourself!)

The lips on her juice bucket were just as big as the one on the pair
of rubies on her face. You almost split the bottle of wine, when she
suddenly looked at you looking between her legs!

She looked down to see what you were staring at and with a quick
movement, pulled her dress down - "naughty boy", she chuckled.
I think that will do for tonight. I like your selection of Jazz by
the way ... Dave Brubeck?

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! It's Brubeck and I think I need to take five. I just don't
have a shower installed in this restaurant, because I think I'll need a cold
one. I'll just go to my freezer and stay in there until your hot ass cools down.
I mean until the temperature cools down!

You walk back to your kitchen with your foot in your mouth!

Since it was the end of the day, you decided to do some light cleaning
looking at the clock to make sure Rosabella had everything she needed.

Rosabella thought: This soup is the bitch! That Chef Lukas can cook!
All she needs for a light dessert was his tree trunk of man-candy, ass
ramming her all night to to Heaven and back. Dr. O recommended Anal
Sex, coupled with the reverse thrust to make her squirt....

In a sudden flash, Rosabella suddenly remembered her horoscope....

"Today is the day girlfriend.... The sun phallus has finally
risen in the horny house of Virgo and your virgin bunghole will
be fucked beautifully by the one whose sign is "The Water Pourer".