Squirt Air

Ladies and Gentlemen, Squirt Air is now boarding at
Gate 5. Please proceed to Gate 5 and present your ticket
to the attending agent. Thank You.

You needed some time off from all the studying and research!
Sixty hour weeks, no relief in sight. Damn! You needed to blow
off some steam fast! With spring break coming up, you just said,
"Fuck It, I'm getting out of here! Now it was just a matter
of where to?"

Since your youth, you had the opportunity of travelling the world.
Your parents made sure to let you "see everything". You even made
several exchange trips in your high school and undergrad days. So,
you went online to see 'what would catch your interest' until you
saw an ad for "SQUIRT AIR".

Fly Skyclad With Us!

What in the hell? You can fly nude? Oh shit! Sign me up! Sign me up
fast! Part of your 'personal 'research' was your reading up on the
phenomena known as 'squirting'. You knew just a little about squirting
until you ran into Dr. Orgasm's 'You Must Make Her Squirt!'
That set the record straight.

Once you saw that vid of that woman squirt, your jaw almost broke your
keyboard in two! 'I have to make a babe do that! Oh for the fucking
love of everything in the world! Women blow their load, just like us
guys!': You thought.

You went online and purchased a ticket to Frankfurt, Germany. You then will
head on to Heidelberg via train. You had to first fly into Uitspuiten (The
capital of Squirt Country) to change planes.

You thought: 'Heidelberg! What the hey, I can tour the ol' town again!
Hike the hills and even take day trips. It'll be fun and I need the time off.'

Now it was off to the vacation of a lifetime!