Getting Some Lube !

She was purchasing a big fat cucumber and fresh plums to take on her
flight to France, when a cute guy walked up behind her.

You ask Rosabella: "That's a nice fat, thick cucumber.
What do you plan on using it for?"

"What, this? It can go in anything!". Rosabella takes it out and
starts to stroke it like a dong, saying: "Look at the tip, it's so
thick! I don't think it'll fit in my mouth! I like to eat it, just like that!"

"Why don't you try .... I'm Lukas Koenig by the way."

"I'm Rosabella Petit. I had hours to blow here at the
airport, so I decided to do a little grocery shopping."

"Where are you going?"

"France. I'm a student. I'll be spending the year overseas. And you?"

"I'm an artist. I ran into the website called 'The Ueber Alles Project'.
It has a hidden plot called: 'Search For The Prophetess. I read it through
and I discovered in it was written the Mona Lisa is painted backwards!"

"So that's why her smile looks so weird! So you'll be in Paris, huh?"

"Actually Bordeaux! I have an apartment there. I just fly into
Charles De Gaulle Airport, then use the TGV to Bordeaux. I'll be
there all summer!"

"Bordeaux? Super cool! I plan to blow the summer in France before
classes begin . You'll never guess where I'll be going to school.
I'll be taking French all year in Bordeaux! Weird no?"

"I guess we'll be neighbors!"

Out of the blue, Rosabella said: "Take a look Lukas, I'm gonna try
to fit this in my mouth." She inserts about an inch and a half in!

You said: "That's a pretty big cucumber."

She said: "I see you're springing quite the cucumber in your pants."