You Hit The Jackpot!
It took Genevieve about three seconds to get
you just asked her out and she just smiled.
She said: "You win! I'll go out with you Lukas. When and where?"
You said: "How's about tomorrow night? There is a special showing of
Stardust. You pull out your laptop and pull up a preview for her to see."
Genevieve said: "Looks good. A date it is! Now let me let
the cat out of the bag: It's the book by Dr. O. You've heard of
him right?"
You said: "Everyone knows Dr. O.! He's everywhere on the net
and on the shelves! Is that his book on squirting?"
She said: "Yup and if you are lucky, you'll get
a go at it tomorrow night after the movie."
With that Lukas sprung a boner and ordered more food! He
wanted to keep this hottie infront of him as long as possible!
You said: "If only Dr. O. could write a book on how to stand
up with a boner in public, I think I'll buy three copies."
Your plate of chicken wings arrive and you offer some to Genevieve.
She said: "I like wings - look at what I can do with it." She
picked up a wing and sucked the meat off of it! "Want me to do
that to your boner, Lukas?"
You said: "My boner and marbles would appreciate that a lot!
I hear Dr. O. gives a guide on sucking meat off bones!"
She said: "Considder me a devoted student of Dr. O. and I want
you to get an 'A' when you do some sucking yourself."
You said: "I would like to suck on what you got and I'll keep
sucking until April showers start falling, let's get out of here!"
She said: "You took the words right out of my mouth!"