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Aphrodisiac

"It makes a guy's penis less sensitive! After about two hours.
So you could actually say it is a sexual aid. Red Onions on the
other hand are more of an aphrodisiac!"

She said: "It makes your dick less sensitive?
Wow! And what does a red onion do?"

You said: "Red onions will make you horny as hell! All you do
is eat some red onions and in 2 to 3 days time: BOOM! Horn-Dom! "

Genevieve: "So have you had any red onions lately?"

You: "Oh about 2 to 3 days ago in my spaghetti ...
It was delicious ... I made it myself"

Genevieve just knew, she and Lukas will fuck their brains out all year long!

She said: "You like to cook?"

You: "Yes, all the time! Red onions are my chief ingredient
in my recipes! You can call me a masochist!"

Said said: "I was waitressing back in Sweden and I picked up
some cooking tips from the chef. Since we're roomies now, I'd
like to know more about red onions, so teach me!"

You: "Genevieve, you are like a living red onion,
but a man don't need 2 - 3 days with you! "